scbirdy:

In a class with a 99% male population, there’s going to be some sex jokes. Today, the guys finally decided they were comfortable enough with me to let ‘em loose. They’re hilarious, but maybe you had to be there.

(Looking under the hood of a car)
Gabriel: “Where’s the weep hole?”
Brandon:…

seaducti0n:

Oh, just the dictionary at my school.

seaducti0n:

Oh, just the dictionary at my school.

blogoffuckery:

that’ll work :D

blogoffuckery:

that’ll work :D

xxmeghanmariexx:

Him: “Do you want top or bottom?” winks

Me: “Buut I don’t have a bunk bed.” shrugs

alexismariah:

If you’re going to be safe, might as well have some fun with it too ;)

alexismariah:

If you’re going to be safe, might as well have some fun with it too ;)

Talking about a pizza..
Me: How do you know if it's delicious unless you bite it?
Larisa: That's what she said! O.o
franciscomireles:

Phahhahahahaha.

franciscomireles:

Phahhahahahaha.